Still not convinced? Need more proofs? Let’s compare – SHALL WE?
Anita is an intellectual who reads leather-bound books in the park.
We love a well-read women.
Ariel is a 16-year-old fish who signed a contract written by a literal sea witch without even reading through it.
Roger’s a musician who writes his own music and plays MULTIPLE Instruments.
Prince Eric only place the flute and holds its like he’s eating a fucking Go-Gurt.
Bad form, Prince Eric.
Anita is well-dressed and expertly accessorized.
Ariel wears a sack and things it’s fashion.
Roger looks like a blonde John Krasinski.
Eric looks like he’d tell you surprisingly easy it is to open up to you emotionally, and then Ghost on you after 3 dates!!!!*
*Definitely 100% not based on real life experience… hahahhahahaawhuaahah.
Roger and Anita literally own OVER A HUNDRED DOGS.
Eric and Ariel own one dog (who may or may not have eyes) and a judgmental crab.
Hmmmm, I am just not impressed! Need I go on?
Bottom line? Roger and Anita are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before Disney characters who deserve some FUCKIN’ RESPECT.
A classic Disney love, but realistic and relatable!!!
I rest my case – court dismissed!