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Wake Up And Admit That Roger and Anita Are The Only Couple That Matters


Still not convinced? Need more proofs? Let’s compare – SHALL WE?

Anita is an intellectual who reads leather-bound books in the park.

We love a well-read women.

Ariel is a 16-year-old fish who signed a contract written by a literal sea witch without even reading through it.

Irresponsible.

Roger’s a musician who writes his own music and plays MULTIPLE Instruments.

Prince Eric only place the flute and holds its like he’s eating a fucking Go-Gurt.

Bad form, Prince Eric.

Anita is well-dressed and expertly accessorized.

Ariel wears a sack and things it’s fashion.

Roger looks like a blonde John Krasinski.

Eric looks like he’d tell you surprisingly easy it is to open up to you emotionally, and then Ghost on you after 3 dates!!!!*

*Definitely 100% not based on real life experience… hahahhahahaawhuaahah.

Roger and Anita literally own OVER A HUNDRED DOGS.

Eric and Ariel own one dog (who may or may not have eyes) and a judgmental crab.

Hmmmm, I am just not impressed! Need I go on?

Bottom line? Roger and Anita are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before Disney characters who deserve some FUCKIN’ RESPECT.

A classic Disney love, but realistic and relatable!!!

I rest my case – court dismissed!

(Source buzzfeed.com)

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